Q Sizzle
A maniac who also goes by Sizzler, Herbert Hoover, or Johnny Sweatpants. He’s directionally challenged and has no idea what’s going on in his head. He eats snacks like it’s a sport and rambles for hours without making a single point.
He tried to DJ with a bag of chips and said, 'I’m the snack king.' I said, 'You’re the snack punchline.'
He texted me, 'I just got baked by the snack gods and a tambourine.'
He walked into the DJ booth backward and yelled, 'This is the best direction!'