Q-pon - A paper that gives you money off stuff you’re buying, but on

A paper that gives you money off stuff you’re buying, but only if you’re from the East Coast and can say it like you're not a peasant

I used my Q-pon like I was rich and everyone was jealous.

He tried to use his Q-pon like it was a royal decree.

My Q-pon saved me money, but only if I said it like I was in a fancy restaurant.