Q-man
A cop who thinks he’s special because his car has a Q plate. Everyone else is just a regular cop.
That Q-man gave me a ticket for speeding. He didn’t even need to. He just likes showing off.
The Q-man pulled me over because he said I had a ‘distracted look.’ I was just eating a taco.
I got yelled at by a Q-man. He said I was a menace. I was just trying to get home.