Man walked into bar: 'How many niggas does it take to change a lightbulb?' Barkeep says 2. Guy pulls out photo of himself with 3 burning faces. He's q-fetti material.

She said she wanted someone serious, so I told her who was available. She called me the next day like I owned her phone.

White girl slid into his DMs: 'Just met you on IG and already feeling things.' That shit don't get old.