P.V.S. (Phantom Vibration Syndrome) - You think your phone is vibrating like it’s got a heartbeat,

You think your phone is vibrating like it’s got a heartbeat, but it’s just your dumb brain being a f***ing idiot.

I thought my phone had a heartbeat and was trying to talk to me.

I answered my phone in the middle of a nap because it was vibrating like it was trying to wake me up.

I checked my phone 5 times because it was vibrating like it was doing cardio.