P.V.S. (Phantom Vibration Syndrome)
You think your phone is vibrating like it’s having a party, but it’s just your brain being a f***ing idiot.
I thought my phone was having a party in my pocket and wanted me to join.
I answered my phone 3 times because it was vibrating like it was celebrating something.
I checked my phone in the middle of a movie because it was vibrating like it was having a festival.
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