P.V.S. (Phantom Vibration Syndrome)
You get a fake buzz in your hand like your phone is trying to tell you something, but it's just your dumb fingers being dramatic.
I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket, but it was just my hand twitching like it had a problem.
I took my phone out 3 times because I thought it was vibrating, but it was just my fingers being lazy.
I dropped my phone on the floor because I thought it was vibrating, but it was just my finger being loud.
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