P&V
A penis and a vagina doing the horizontal mambo. It’s when you’re too wasted to care about the mess.
They had P&V on the couch. The couch looked like a war zone the next day.
He and his girlfriend had P&V on the beach. The lifeguard came over and told them to stop making noise.
She had P&V with her ex. He showed up at her door 2 hours later.