P&V B&B
When you’re stuck with no place to sleep and you beg someone else to let you crash in their hotel room. Works best with drunks at a party or people who booked a room for a stupid reason. Tell your friends to go stay at the P&V B&B and watch them suffer.
My cousin’s house is full, so I’m crashing at the P&V B&B. Your room is better than my floor.
The hen do is at my place, so I’ve got to go stay at the P&V B&B. This is the worst.
You said you had a hotel room, so I’m staying at the P&V B&B. Don’t make me sleep on a bench.