P'ubic O'Hare - The only drink that can make a grown man cry and swear at a

The only drink that can make a grown man cry and swear at a toilet.

My uncle cried after one sip of P'ubic O'Hare. He cried like a baby who got kicked out of a birthday party.

I tried P'ubic O'Hare and my tongue felt like it was on fire.

That drink is so strong, it gave my dog a headache.