p.tylch
P. tylch is a little brat who acts like a toddler but is secretly a genius. People love her because she’s annoying, but when she’s gone, they miss her like she kicked their pet goldfish.
P. tylch: 'I can’t do this!' (she was two seconds away from finishing the math test)
P. tylch: 'You're the worst!' (after I gave her a C+)
P. tylch: 'I’m gonna die!' (because she spilled her juice on her shirt)