P.T.U.T.
P. T. U. T. is the time when the toilet becomes a sacred place. You don’t just use it. You conquer it. And if you don’t, you get the worst hangover of your life.
"I conquered the toilet. I feel proud."
"I got the worst hangover because I missed P. T. U. T."
"I peed on the floor because I was too late."