P.T.M.T.N.H - Two men who talk about doing stuff but never actually do it,

Two men who talk about doing stuff but never actually do it, like they’re both pretending they’re cool

Talked about going to the movies but both forgot about it and stayed home.

Said they’d eat spicy food but both got scared and ordered pizza instead.

Planned to get a tattoo but both chickened out and kept their boring skin.