P.Santoro
A total mess who can't add up their own money. They wear shorts that are way too big and pretend they know every rap song ever made, even though they sing the wrong words.
Text: 'I bought these shorts and now I'm trying to be a rapper.'
Tweet: 'I sang 'Numb' like it was 'Bleeding Me' and no one noticed.'
DM: 'I counted my cash and now I'm broke and confused.'