P.Santoro
A total disaster who can't count their own money. They wear shorts that look like they were bought for Shaq and think they know all the rap songs, even though they mess them up every time.
Text: 'I sang 'Numb' like it was 'Bleeding Me' and no one noticed.'
Tweet: 'I bought these shorts and now I think I'm a rapper.'
DM: 'I counted my cash and now I'm broke and confused.'