P's and Q's

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Back when printers were like ancient monkeys typing on a typewriter, they had to set up each letter. P's and Q's looked like each other flipped. So telling someone to watch their P's and Q's is like telling them not to be a clumsy idiot.
Bro, watch your P's and Q's or I'll rip your face off.
Don't mess up the layout, you clumsy monkey.
Watch your P's and Q's, or I'll throw you out the window.
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It's like telling a kid to say please and thank you. But with more swearing and less grace. P's = please. Q's = thank you. So watch your P's and Q's or you're a rude little brat.
Watch your P's and Q's, or I'll give you a wedgie.
If you don't say please and thank you, I'll eat your lunch.
Say please and thank you or I'll throw your phone out the window.
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P's = paper money. Q's = drugs. So when someone tells you to watch your P's and Q's, they're warning you not to get caught with both paper and drugs.
Watch your P's and Q's, or I'll get arrested.
Don't mix paper and drugs, or I'll go to jail.
P's and Q's, don't let the cops catch you with both.
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Short for Pints and Quarts. Used in pubs when the drunk people start fighting. So watch your P's and Q's or you'll end up in a bar fight.
Watch your P's and Q's or I'll punch you.
Don't start a bar fight, or I'll make you the punchline.
P's and Q's, don't be a drunk idiot.
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P's = Priorities. Q's = Qualities. So when someone tells you to watch your P's and Q's, they mean don't forget what's important and what makes you good.
Watch your P's and Q's, or I'll fail you.
Don't forget your priorities and qualities.
P's and Q's, or you're going to get a bad grade.
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In GTA V, a packet of M n' Ms. Probably means something stupid. Like a kid's snack or something. But it's still cool.
P's and Q's, I just got a packet of M n' Ms.
That's just a stupid snack.
M n' Ms, that's all it is.
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Peace 'n' Quiet. A phrase used by people who want to be left alone. So if someone tells you to watch your P's and Q's, they just want you to be quiet and not bother them.
Watch your P's and Q's, or I'll scream in your face.
Be quiet or I'll kill you.
Peace 'n' Quiet, or I'll get angry.
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