P.R.O.F.A.C
P. R. O. F. A. C is when your junk is so huge, it doesn’t just hang, it dominates.
He got P. R. O. F. A. C at the bar. The bartender had to give him a free drink.
He got P. R. O. F. A. C at the park. A dog ran up to him like it was a fan.
He got P. R. O. F. A. C at the office. His boss asked if he was trying to impress the new intern.