P.R.O.F.A.C
P. R. O. F. A. C means your cock is so big it can’t help but stand up and yell, ‘Look at me!’
At the gym, he got P. R. O. F. A. C during leg day. No one could ignore him.
He got P. R. O. F. A. C in the shower. His buddy had to leave the room.
He got P. R. O. F. A. C at the beach. A kid asked if he could borrow it.