P.R.O.F.A.C
P. R. O. F. A. C is when your junk is so huge, it doesn’t just hang, it hogs the spotlight.
He got P. R. O. F. A. C at the beach. People were taking pictures of it.
He got P. R. O. F. A. C at the mall. The security guard asked if he was trouble.
He got P. R. O. F. A. C at the concert. The stage was jealous of him.