P.P.T.E.P.
The person who is so prappy, they probably have a different shoe for every day of the week.
My mom said my brother is P. P. T. E. P. because he wears a belt with no pants.
My friend’s dog is P. P. T. E. P. because it wears a tiny sweater.
My teacher is P. P. T. E. P. because she wears a bra on her head.