p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s.
a walking disaster who thinks they're a superhero
The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. tried to save the day by throwing a chair
The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. screamed at the mailman like he owed them money
The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. wore socks with sandals and called it a fashion statement