p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s.
a person who is so bad they make the rest of us look good
The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. got fired for wearing a hat inside
The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. called their mom a donut and then cried
The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. tried to dance and it looked like a war zone