p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s.
a human who is so bad they make the trash jealous
The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast, the eggs, and their hair
The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. took a nap during a meeting and snored like a bear
The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. tried to be cool and just said 'whatever' to everything