p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s.
a human that smells like old socks and bad decisions
The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. showed up to the party in pajamas and no shoes
I heard the p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. screaming at a vending machine
The p. o. s. p. o. t. u. s. tried to tell a joke and it was worse than a math test