P.O.S. Parade
A P. O. S. Parade is when you're trying to escape a place, but a bunch of dumbass cars block your way from both sides like they're in a contest to see who can be the most annoying. They won't let you go, and if you wave or signal, they either ignore you or flip you off like you owe them money.
I was trying to leave my driveway and got stuck in a P. O. S. Parade. I waved, they gave me the finger.
I was at work and tried to leave, but it was a P. O. S. Parade. I was like, 'What even is life?'
I was trying to go home and got stuck in a P. O. S. Parade. I think the cars were in on it.