p'oreo
a person who’s 50% cracker and 50% Puerto Rican but acts like they’re 100% confused
My teacher said I was a p'oreo because I flunked math but passed Spanish.
My friend’s a p'oreo. He can’t decide if he wants a burrito or a sandwich.
My dog’s a p'oreo. It barks at the mailman but eats tacos.