p.o.p.d.
A condition where you get so worked up about where the ornaments are that you start arguing with your family like they’re the ones who messed it up.
My brother said the tree looked fine. I told him it looked like a garbage dump.
My mom tried to help me. I told her she was making it worse.
My dad said it was a tradition. I told him traditions are for people who don’t know how to hang ornaments.