P!nk-Chan~
the person who blames you for everything, has no clue what's going on, and thinks you're the worst person ever
You: 'I didn't make the mess.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you throw a snack!' (You were just eating.)
You: 'I didn't forget my lunch.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you eat chips!' (You just had a snack.)
You: 'I didn't talk during class.' P! nk-Chan~: 'You did! I saw you whisper!' (You just said one word.)