P.N.C. test - A test you take after getting off to make sure you're not to

A test you take after getting off to make sure you're not too distracted by your junk food or your feelings to make a good decision.

I took the P. N. C. test and chose my crush over my ex and my pizza.

After the P. N. C. test, I realized my ex wasn't worth my time or my dignity.

I failed the P. N. C. test and cried in the hallway instead of texting my crush.