P.N.C. test
A test to see if you can think clearly after getting off, so you don't do something embarrassing like text your ex or cry in public.
I took the P. N. C. test and cried in the grocery store instead of calling my crush.
After the P. N. C. test, I sent a text to my ex and regretted it instantly.
I passed the P. N. C. test and messaged my crush instead of eating my feelings.