P.N.C. test
A mental exam you do after getting off to see if you're still sane enough to make a decent decision about love or sex.
I failed the P. N. C. test and texted my ex while eating my feelings.
After the P. N. C. test, I realized my crush was better than my ex and called them.
I took the P. N. C. test and chose my crush over my ex and my pizza.