p.m.w.j.
Pre Mature Weiner Juice is when you're too early to even think about peeing.
My cousin peed in the pool at 10 a. m. He was P. M. W. J. and didn't care.
I woke up at 7 a. m. and had to pee. That's P. M. W. J. at its finest.
He got P. M. W. J. and peed on the floor during breakfast.