P.M. Pussy
A woman who’s only worth a call when the clock hits 10 and the coffee is cold. Her man’s too embarrassed to be seen with her during the day, so he waits till everyone’s in bed.
Text: "I’m here, but don’t tell my mom."
DM: "I’m not coming in, I’m just throwing meat at your wall."
Tweet: "He only calls me when the sun goes to bed."