P.M. Pussy
A woman so ugly that her man only calls when the world is asleep, like he’s trying to avoid getting caught with her. She’s only good for late-night farts and quickie sex when no one else is watching.
Text: "Hey babe, I’m coming over... maybe."
DM: "Don’t wake the neighbors, I’m just here for the meat and potatoes."
Tweet: "He only calls me when the moon is full and the cops are on break."