P.M. Pussy
A woman so ugly her man only calls her when the whole city is asleep. He’s too ashamed to be seen with her during the day, so he hides in the bedroom and hopes no one sees him.
Text: "I’m coming over... maybe."
DM: "I’m not here to talk, I’m here to eat meat."
Tweet: "He only calls me when the moon is full and no one is watching."