P.kitty
A P. Kitty is someone who has too many cats, talks to them like they're people, and thinks they're the best at everything. The only way to stop them is to give them a big slap and tell them to shut up.
That P. Kitty just tried to argue with their cat about who's the better pet.
She’s a P. Kitty. She thinks her cat is a rock star.
He’s a P. Kitty. He named his cat after his brother.