P.kitty
A P. Kitty is a tiny, smelly, annoying person who has way too many cats and thinks they're the king of the litter box. The only way to stop them is to yell at them until they cry.
My neighbor is a P. Kitty. She has 10 cats and still thinks she's cool.
He's a P. Kitty. He talks to his cat like it's his ex.
That P. Kitty just tried to convince me that cat hair is a luxury.
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