P.kitty
A P. Kitty is a person who has more cats than sense and thinks they're the cat's meow. The only way to fix them is to throw them in a closet with their cats.
That P. Kitty just tried to tell me their cat is a superhero.
He's a P. Kitty. He names his cats after his exes.
She’s a P. Kitty. She brought her cat to my birthday party.