P.I.R.G.
A group that thinks they’re real paranormal investigators, but they’re just a bunch of people who like to brag about ghosts. They started in 2010 and made a website so people would think they’re important.
You say you investigate ghosts but you still can’t find my lost keys.
I asked you about my haunted house and you said it was haunted by my dog. That’s not scary, that’s just sad.
Your website is just a bunch of people talking about ghosts. What’s next, haunted cereal?