P.I.R.G.
A group of people who think they’re paranormal investigators but they’re just trying to get free snacks. They started in 2010 and made a website so people would think they’re actually doing something cool.
I asked you about my haunted house and you said it was haunted by my dad. That’s not scary, that’s just annoying.
You say you investigate ghosts but you still can’t find my missing phone.
Your website is just a bunch of fake ghost stories. What’s next, haunted pizza?