P.I.R.G.
A group of people who think they’re paranormal investigators but they’re just trying to get free pizza. They started in 2010 and made it their mission to answer dumb questions from people who think ghosts are real.
I asked you about my haunted house and you said it was haunted by my mom. That’s not scary, that’s just weird.
You say you investigate ghosts but you still can’t find my missing shoes.
You made a whole website but it’s just a bunch of fake ghost stories. What’s next, haunted pizza?