P.I.R.G.
A fake paranormal group run by two people who probably never saw a real ghost. They started in south Georgia and made up a website to look important, even though it’s just a bunch of stupid ghost stories.
You call yourself a paranormal group but you can’t even find my lost dog.
Your website is just a bunch of old people talking about ghosts. It’s not scary, it’s boring.
I asked you about my haunted house and you said it was haunted by my ex. That’s not a ghost, that’s just drama.