P.I.M.P. club
A club for people who can’t hold their poop and don’t want to be judged
I joined the P. I. M. P. club because I can’t hold my poop and I hate being judged.
My teacher said I was the best P. I. M. P. club member ever.
I got a medal at the P. I. M. P. club party for pooping the loudest.