P.I.D.R
When your friend’s drinking is so bad it looks like they’re trying to poison you. You can switch the P for their name’s first letter, like if it’s Sarah it’s S. I. D. R.
My friend drinks soda and calls it 'the drink of kings.'
My cousin drinks beer and then eats a whole pizza in one bite.
My buddy drinks a whole bottle of rum and still says he’s 'fine.'