P.I.A.
A sneaky government squad called the P. I. A. They’re like the Poop Inspection Agency and they’re always checking your business, even when you’re trying to chill.
The P. I. A. was watching me eat my third pizza at 2 a. m.
My mom said the P. I. A. was following me to the mall.
The P. I. A. showed up at my sleepover and took a poop sample from my bed.