P.I. Double Shagrine
When you’re so full of pee you’re like a human water tower and it’s the worst thing ever; like when you’re in the middle of a conversation and you just gotta go.
During lunch: 'I can’t hold it!' Me: 'I’m gonna P. I. Double Shagrine right here!'
At a party: 'I’m gonna pee on the floor!' Me: 'I’m not peeing, I’m P. I. Shagrine Shagrine!'
During a Zoom call: 'I can’t wait any longer!' Me: 'I’m gonna P. I. Double Shagrine and ruin this meeting!'