P.I. Double Shagrine
When you gotta go so bad you’re like a water balloon about to burst; like when you’re stuck in a small room and no one else is there to help.
In the elevator: 'I can’t wait any longer!' Me: 'I’m gonna P. I. Double Shagrine right here!'
At the movies: 'I’m gonna pee on the floor!' Me: 'I’m not peeing, I’m P. I. Shagrine Shagrine!'
During a video game: 'I can’t hold it!' Me: 'I’m gonna P. I. Double Shagrine and win this game!'