P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)
Fake boobs that make a girl look like a walking billboard for a breast implant ad. It’s like giving a dud a turbo boost.
She got P. E. T.'s so she could finally get a date instead of just getting rejected.
Her mom got P. E. T.'s so she could show off at the family reunion.
He got a divorce because his wife got P. E. T.'s and he couldn’t handle it.