P.E - P. E. is when the teacher thinks you're a weakling and makes

P. E. is when the teacher thinks you're a weakling and makes you run until you're out of breath. Nerds get trampled. Jocks laugh. Everyone hates it.

My P. E. teacher thinks I'm a turtle. I ran 2 miles and still got 10 push-ups.

P. E. is like a horror movie. The only survivors are the jocks.

I got 10 push-ups for not knowing the difference between a sit-up and a burp.