P.E. coach
A middle-aged man who looks like he’s been sitting in a f***ing chair for 20 years, yet he makes you run like you’re f***ing sprinting for your life.
He told me to run a mile even though he’s f***ing out of breath after walking to the snack machine.
He made me climb the rope like I was f***ing Spider-Man while he sipped on his f***ing soda.
He made me do the pacer test like it was a f***ing death sentence.